During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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