as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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