oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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