you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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