Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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