Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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