I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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