You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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