just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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