So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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