Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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