my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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