idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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