Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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