thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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