Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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