I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
