he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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