She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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