It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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