Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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