idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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