your room smells of hookers.
And success
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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