Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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