I heard we made out
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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