2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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