just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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