So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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