So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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