We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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