Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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