margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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