BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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