I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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