I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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