Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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