I bet he comes in French.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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