So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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