There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i drank out of a bidet.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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