i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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