So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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