I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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