Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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