About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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