I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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