I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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