dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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