I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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