their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
