A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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