She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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